Funny Humor for Friday VII

What's in the Bible?

Pastor: Do you know what's in the Bible?
Attender: Yes. I think I know everything that's in it.
Pastor: You do? Please tell me.
Attender: OK. Notes I wrote to my wife to figure out lunch, a ticket from the dry cleaners, my business cards, and a Pizza coupon.

(That's pretty sad, actually)
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The Ten Commandments

A student in sunday school was asked to list the Ten Commandments in any order.
He wrote, "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7."
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The Fall

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden.

One of the boys asked, "What's that?"

Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."

(This is only humor - not pointing fingers) =P
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Signs You Are in a Bad Church

* Karaoke Worship Time.
* The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
* No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
* The media refers to the church facilities as a "compound".
* The church bus has iron bars on the windows.
* The Women's Quartet are all married to the pastor.
* There's an ATM in the lobby.


Have a great Friday!
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