Showing posts with label Bad Church Signs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Church Signs. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Church Sign: Shut Up!

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If this message lacked anger and resentment- it could honestly work!
(Maybe the Pastor was having a flashback about how he used to talk to his teenage kids.)

This is the final of the Top 10 "Silly or Sad" Church Sign sayings. 
I hope you enjoyed them!!

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Church Sign: MySpace

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Monday, December 7, 2009

Church Sign: A Few Nuts

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Some churches are like a "Nut Log": sweet in the center but very nutty on the outside.

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Church Sign: Wife's Bad Judgement?

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Wow, that gives you something to think about!

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Church Sign: Wireless Prayer

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No monthly fees. No hidden costs.  Just good ol' fashioned chatting.

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Friday, December 4, 2009

Church Sign: Slacker

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Looks like someone is a little bitter.

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Church Sign: Don't Be a Loser

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Be a Winner for God!!

Check out other SILLY or SAD Church signs.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Church Sign: Church Kills

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Yeah, this could have been worded differently.


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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009

Church Sign: Google

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I have this hobby of finding the Silliest or Saddest Church Signs on the web.  I figure the next 4 weeks are one of the most stressful times of the year... why not make you laugh!  The next 10 posts will be signs I found that will either make you laugh because it's funny or make you laugh because it's just pathetic.  Come back to see these funny church signs I found.

Remember, through all the hustle and bustle, the real reason for the season is Love, Faith, and Peace.

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Did You Miss The Deadline?


DEADLINE: AUGUST 31ST FOR REDEMPTION

Attention All Backsliders:  You have missed out on the right to be granted a pardon for your shenanigans. You continue to sleep in on Sunday mornings- causing you to fail in meeting your weekly quota of attending three church services a week. 

"In him we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, in accordance with the riches of God's grace that he lavished on us with all wisdom and understanding." Ephesians 1:7-8 (NIV)

Thank goodness there isn't a deadline when it comes to Jesus.  He is always ready to forgive us of our sins!  Sorry, there is a deadline... Death!  Make sure you make things right with Him before it's too late.

If you want a relationship with Jesus, then go to the right top corner of this blog and click on "Who Is Jesus".  It will be the best decision you ever made- eternally!

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Humor: Rizzle for the Sizzle?

Translation: Jesus is the REASON for the SEASON

Courtesy of failblog.org


All I can say is, "Oh My Goodness!"


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